yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.
Beauty and a Beat (R&B Remix) | Christian Joseph
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Little Brother: Hey, are you cold?
Me: Yeah, a little. Why?
Little Brother: Well then, you should sit in the corner.
Little Brother: Because it's 90 degrees.
Me: No I won't high five you put your hand down.
Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose.
Student: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it
Student: But it doesn't even taste like-