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Little Brother: Hey, are you cold?
Me: Yeah, a little. Why?
Little Brother: Well then, you should sit in the corner.
Little Brother: Because it's 90 degrees.
Me: No I won't high five you put your hand down.
Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose.
Student: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it
Student: But it doesn't even taste like-